In case you're like me and let 'all that work stuff' disappear from your brain during this nice long Christmas holiday, here are some things to remember as you go back to work.
- Your password (good luck with that one).
- Put on your bra BEFORE your shirt. Yes, you have to wear one now.
- The pointy end of the pen makes the marks.
- 'Invoice' doesn't refer to the carols with people singing anymore
- Tea is your friend. Tea will get you through.
- You can't have wine until it's 5:00 here.
- Shoes are no longer optional
- Lunch can no longer be ten Ferrero Rocher, four mince pies and a cookie
- Christmas cracker jokes should now be returned to wherever 'Dad jokes' go...and left there
- Nap time is now restricted to babies, toddlers and cats.
- If you find a large man dressed in red in your home office, it's not Santa. Call the cops.
- Spreadsheets are no longer just the first step in making the bed.
And finally, the best tip of all:
- All that late-December stuff you said could wait til January? Time to see if it can wait til February.
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